FIRST THINGS FIRST I'M THE REALEST

Real talk is that I have listened to Fancy twelve hundred times over the weekend and I am not sick of it yet. Also I feel like I just got hit by a train and I wish that I didn't have to take my dads car to go get washed tomorrow because I think it will ruin Our plans. It was nice of him to let me borrow it, though. Also real is that my room is  a disaster and all of my clothes are dirty and this weekend was a MARATHON OF MY LIFE and also on friday I did about a thousand calf raises to keep myself awake and I woke up in the middle of the night to the Charlie-Horse from Hell. So everything DOES ACTUALLY come with a consequence. I did find though that the Aaron Carter Pandora is the Greatest Ever. (Currently playing Shaggy). But if you want to know things that are Real-Real, lets talk about how my parents held hands at church or how I got to see my sister AND hear her, or how Cynthia Rowley designed (the bandaid I am currently wearing) but more importantly, a wet-suit so YES IT IS POSSIBLE TO LOOK FAB WHILE WATERSKIING. (I'd say surfing but those surfers have their own thing going for them.)  (Pandora Update: Backstreet Boys). Also I adopted some cute baby cactus plants and I think I killed them so if that isn't a metaphor of my life, I don't know what is.

xxroth
ko