- Why are social security numbers so important? They're too easy to steal. And I'm thinking that some very un-smart people probably keep them in their wallets, and then one day, you could just take it. Then they wouldn't have it, and you would have their identity.
- You never understood my relationship with my mother and I still can't finish my self-help book, titled : How to Forgive your Mother.
- I want to get on the whole tennis-shoe (but more specifically, the new-balance, tennis-shoe) fad. Its fashion meets function, really.
- It takes me at least five tries to spell the word restaurant. (Lol, right?)
- "Once I get a spray tan I'll look Puerto Rican" -an inexplicable note left on my phone.
- I had a dream last night that you broke up with your girl and I'm not complaining I just don't know what that means.
- The batteries on this keyboard are 'very low' (says the little box in the top of my screen) so I just invented a key board that is powered by typing MORE TYPING, MORE BATTERIES MOFOS.
- I bruised the palm of my hand classic skating, so yes, it is possible.
- Rules about restaurants: no laminated menus, no happy birthday singing.
- It really bothers me that Marilyn Monroe married Joe DiMaggio. It just doesn't make sense. (He had the money, obviously.)
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Rothko